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"Only Kidding..."

 

 

 

 

Thanks to Michael Melchinger

 

X4 - PERILOUS WHISKY

 

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We are pleased to announce the world’s most alcoholic single malt ever made by reviving the ancient tradition of quadruple distilled single malt.

 

More than 300 years ago the legendary traveller Martin Martin recorded his impressions after encountering a similar whisky on his visit to the Hebrides in 1695.

 

In his travel book, The Western Islands of Scotland, Martin refers to a quadruple distilled whisky known as “usquebaugh-baul” - the Gaelic forperilous whisky’ (thanks to Pat Mcgregor for the translation) and wrote what is probably the world’s oldest whisky tasting note:

 

"… the first taste affects all the members of the body: two spoonfuls of this last liquor is a sufficient dose; and if any man should exceed this, it would presently stop his breath, and endanger his life.”

 

Our aim was to replicate this 300 year old tasting note from this ancient recipe - and we have: the spirit run started at 11.30 on Monday the February 27th.

 

Jim’s tasting note on the new spirit: “The whisky first ran at 92% down to 88% which will make an average of about 90%. It is very similar to the whisky tasted by Martin all those years ago. On entry the flavour is cool, fizzy, citrus - lemon and honey,  then the taste of soft gooseberry and pear in syrup evolve as it glides across the palette with cereal and toasted muffins in the slipstream. There is no evidence of the power at this stage because the viscosity is almost like glycerine, however as it engages the taste receptors at the back of the tongue it really hits the booster button and an amazing heat floods deep into the chest. It’s brilliantly fresh and fizzy with an  extremely pleasant afterburner effect and  leaves an aftertaste that is  superb, not long but unforgettable - believe me”.  My tasting note was a some what shorter “Wough!”

 

In 1695 the spirit would have been drunk straight from the still – and would certainly have been perilous. There are two possible theories as to why it was originally made:

 

Firstly, alcohol was, and is, used to extract active agents from plants for medicinal use known as tinctures e.g Laudanum (opium) enjoyed by Queen Victoria, Lavender Water (Lavender) by Oscar Wilde, Gripe water (dill seeds) given to children up to thirty years ago. The purer the alcohol, the better the extraction of the active agent. In the days before the Column still – or fractional distillation - this was achieved by repeating the distillation process.

 

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Michael Melchinger

Secondly, the danger for inexperienced distillers on home made equipment is the separation of the potentially lethal methanol from the good ethanol - the desirable middle cut. Both being clear, it would have been difficult for the untrained eye to differentiate between the two. Consumption of the impure spirit could lead to blindness (hence ‘blind drunk’) and ultimately death. Consequently, distilling three or even four times would have reduced this risk in the days before proper distilling techniques were employed.

 

“The jealousy of the discontented is the barometer of success” – Salvador Dali

 

We have filled 54 American Oak casks for maturation. It will lose strength to the angels as it matures. When it is deemed to be ready to drink by Master Distiller Jim McEwan, it will be Islay bottled at the strength deemed appropriate at that time.

 

Some will be further matured for the maximum term: starting with such high alcohol, this unique whisky will still be maturing well in to it’s seventieth year. Another first.

 

Obviously we advocate the sensible consumption of alcohol - Bruichladdich more than most is for savouring. Yet some people, notably The Scotch Whisky Association, without knowing our intentions, tell us we are ‘irresponsible’ to distil such a whisky. We respectfully suggest they mind their own business.

 

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Uisquebaugh Baul by Robin Laing

 

Uisquebaugh Baul, Uisquebaugh Baul

High intensity alcohol

Exceedingly risky

It’s perilous whisky

One sip and you’ll stumble and fall

 

Uisquebaugh Baul is four times distilled

Some say it cures and some say it kills

Take my advice and make out a will

Before you try Uisquebaugh Baul

 

Take one sip but never a second

It packs more punch than ever you reckoned

You’ll spin in the wind like the Corryvrekkan

With dangerous Uisquebaugh Baul

 

Uisquebaugh Baul, Uisquebaugh Baul…

 

The island of Islay has numerous wrecks

Mostly from flinging it over their necks

And now here’s a dram that’s better than sex

Four times Uisquebaugh Baul

 

This is the stuff to put out your lights

It kicks and it bites; it’s like kryptonite

You can lie on the floor but you have to hold tight

For you’re spinning with Uisquebaugh Baul

 

Uisquebaugh Baul, Uisquebaugh Baul…

 

One spoonful your heart’s beating fast

Two spoonfuls you’re feeling quite gassed

Three spoonfuls you’ve breathed your last

You’re in the past - Oh, What a blast

Fantastic – Uisquebaugh Baul

 

Uisquebaugh Baul, Uisquebaugh Baul

High Intensity, 17th Century,

Savage ferocity, super velocity

Wonderful Uisquebaugh Baul!


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